More Americana memeage...

[timill]

You scored as Johnny Damon. You are Johnny Damon!! You are very down-to-earth and like to joke around a lot. This is apparent through your appearance. You are known for looking unkempt, perhaps even caveman-like, but everyone loves you for it. Oh yea... Johnny is my homeboy! </td> Johnny Damon 80% Jason Varitek 77% Theo Epstein 67% Curt Schilling 66% David Ortiz 60% Manny Ramirez 53% Kevin Millar 50% Mark Bellhorn 50% Which Red Sox Player Are You? created with QuizFarm.com

Now to figure out what "KFC is the bomb" means in English...

7 days, 9 hours, 37 minutes and some seconds to go...