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Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 09:44 am
Somebody offered me a seat on the Underground yesterday.
Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 07:47 pm (UTC)
For a woman transitioning to a Certain Age, Michael Flanders told it thusly:

I never thought, quite suddenly,
The day would come at last,
When I must quietly tell myself,
My dear, your youth has past.
Now you must learn to wear a shawl,
And wrap up when it's cold,
For yesterday I felt still young,
Today I know I'm old.
Today a bus conductor showed me age has left its scar,
Instead of saying "Hop in, ducks," he said "Now come on, Ma!"