Your home is a Philanthropic Time-Lord's Mansion Your kitchen consists of dilithium-powered food replicators, manned by obedient robot slaves, who are sure to never, ever rebel. I mean, it's preposterous to even consider it. There's a Chocolatessin, a word you made up yourself, but that is beginning to catch on among your wealthy neighbors. Your master bedroom is the size of a small barn, with carpet thick enough to reach your ankles. Your study has every science fiction title ever written. One of your garages contains a life-sized X-Wing fighter, and KITT. (KITT was a gift from a well-meaning uncle.)
Your home also includes a robot repair bay, where your mechanized servants are routinely fitted with new restraining bolts. (It's just a precaution.) Your guests enjoy your animatronic replica of the cantina at Mos Eisley. Outside is your radio telescope, listening constantly for alien transmissions. Especially invaders. They'll come eventually, even if nobody believes you. (Nobody does.)
And, you have a pet -- a doberman pincer named "Warren".
Below is a snippet of the blueprints: |
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By the way, Jean and I will be doing the touristy thing with Pamela (who you probably don't remember meeting at one of the Mexicons) in Cambridge tomorrow so if you want us to drop off that book/have a quick drink/wave to each other, e-mail me on lilandina at aol . com
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And it doesn't show the basement storage which I've linked to here (http://library.osu.edu/sites/depository/virtual.php) though it is disguised as the book storage for a university :-)
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*That's* more like it :-)
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